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Close-Mindedness

December 28th, 2008
By Mike Lee

"Why do you think people are close-minded?"

I regarded the question like a fresh forehead pimple on a first date. "Because people are idiots, that's why."

"What a close-minded answer," my friend answered.

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How Would You Rate This Year?

December 21st, 2008
By Mike Lee

"How would you rate this year for you?" my friend asked. "From a scale of one to five: one being the worst, five being the best."

I scratched my chin and cleared my throat. Then I gave my answer.

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A Rapidly Depreciating Capital Asset

December 7th, 2008
By Mike Lee

You know what is a rapidly depreciating capital asset? A new car. You're not thinking of buying one, are you? Are you??

Good, I didn't think so. Especially not in this economy.

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What Would You Do If the World Was Full of Zombies?

November 30th, 2008
By Mike Lee

I think we can all agree that sometimes, it's important to prepare for the worst. Part of any good preparation plan includes scenario building. From those various scenarios can come any number of solutions.

So it was with this judicious safety research in mind that my cousins and I embarked on the critical scenario building of what we'd do if the world was full of zombies. Such are the in-depth discussions that brew out of a belly full of Thanksgiving turkey.

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Ten Fun Things to Do on Thanksgiving

November 23rd, 2008
By Mike Lee

Oh boy, Thanksgiving is coming soon! That means family and food and fun!

What kind of fun? How about this kind of fun:

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How to Get Rid of Lactose Intolerance

November 16th, 2008
By Mike Lee

I, like many Asian Americans I know, turned lactose intolerant a few years ago. Right around the age of 30. And it totally sucked ass.

No more Cold Stones and Ben & Jerrys. Goodbye Pizookies. Hello estrogen-laden soy milk. (Reduced sex drive what??)

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Types of Kisses

November 9th, 2008
By Mike Lee

Oh, how can I kiss thee? Let me count the ways…

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That Chocolate Egg Doesn't Taste Right

November 2nd, 2008
By Mike Lee

I thought it kind of my friend to leave those chocolate eggs in my fridge. She had needed a place to crash for a while. Since I was out of town, I offered up my place, provided she didn't go around snooping through my porn stash or crack needles. (I kid, I kid!)

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Turtle Snack Attack

October 26th, 2008
By Mike Lee

"Awww, what a cute little turtle!" he marveled. The baby turtle, about the size of his thumb's fingernail, wiggled on his finger. Its tiny legs struggled to climb and move somewhere.

"It's so cute it looks almost good to eat! Hmm… maybe…"

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The Little Lemur

October 19th, 2008
By Mike Lee

It was a fine sunny day when I took a stroll through the zoo with my stuffed puppy. Because, c'mon, who wouldn't want to stroll through the zoo with their stuffed puppy?

I passed by the lemur cage and heard a rattle. A lemur was staring up at me with wide, round eyes.

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